Frank Angones and the Suspenders of Disbelief

Impossible Things Strapped to Jetpacks

The Proclaimers Don't Want To Brag...

  • Rachel: (singing) ...just to be the man that walked 5000 miles to drop down at your door!
  • Me: 1000 miles.
  • Rachel: What?
  • Me: Do the math. "I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more..." 1000 miles.
  • Rachel: I always thought there were a bunch of additional miles he didn't want to talk about.
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